16, russia
klaine is my moon and stars 
i love cats, food and smut
currently obsessed with anime so my blog is a garbage bin 
i wish i was sorry

 

rnazerunner:

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years










"When you’re a teenager, a year can be crippling to maneuver through. Some things happen when you’re like 13. All of a sudden you go from being this really confident, no-worry little kid to having all these weird insecurities for no reason.”

"When you’re a teenager, a year can be crippling to maneuver through. Some things happen when you’re like 13. All of a sudden you go from being this really confident, no-worry little kid to having all these weird insecurities for no reason.”

rinharualia:

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS WAS THIS FUCKING WINK RLLY NECESSARY IM FUCKING SCREAMING GOD BLESS AMEN FOR  RINS AUSTRALIAN MOM 

buttsweats:

sadbisexual:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

This isn’t true. The New Testament wasn’t even written in Hebrew

  1. See above comment. This wouldn’t be a euphemism for any stories involving Jesus since those stories weren’t written in a language where the euphemism would make sense. Not to mention that in the story in question (or at least the only one resembling it) she’s the one who washes his feet, and his disciple is disgusted because he’d let a sinful woman touch him
  2. Now, the Old Testament was written in Hebrew, so yes, "feet" is SOMETIMES, in a very particular context, used as a euphemism for genitals.
  3. HOWEVER, that context does not include footbaths, which were a longstanding custom in the general region of Mesopotamia and considered the mark of hospitality. If you see a biblical passage about washing feet, rest assured: somebody was not furiously grinding a washcloth on anyone’s genitals.

iblamebuckybarnes:

unofficialhogwarts:

Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 

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