klaine is my moon and stars
i love cats, food and smut
currently obsessed with anime so my blog is a garbage bin
i wish i was sorry
updates on my love life: claimed another fictional character as my boyfriend
steve introduces bucky to his friends and says, “this is my buddy buck,”
clint struggles to keep a straight face when he replies, “don’t you mean your buck buddy?” and bursts into a fit of giggles immediately after
Sebastian: Here is your milk with honey. Please enjoy!
Ciel: Tanaka says I shouldn't have too much honey or I will get cavities.
Sebastian: Ah. Then just for tonight.
Ciel: All right.
*3 years later*
Ciel: Cake, motherfucker!
Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
Ciel: Go to hell!
Sebastian: I am hell!
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus